Trapped In An Alien Spaceship!

 by Archie

I don’t know who you are, but I got trapped in your space ship and I think it was no accident!

Recently I was exploring in New Kansas when I came across a depression in the ground and discovered a strange alien spacecraft dry-docked there. It was surprisingly large as I approached with a sense of suspicion and awe. I know it was my own fault for not leaving well enough alone. I began to search for a way in to this strange saucer. I could see things inside its clear dome. Although I’m still not sure of what it was constructed from, it seemed impenetrable. I made my way to the underside of the ship, where a mysterious beam scanned back and forth. I took a deep breath and jumped into the beam.

-Nothing- nothing happened, I tried to get closer in to the center of the conical base of the ship and tried jumping up, and it worked! I made it in! I was standing on the main deck of a huge alien spacecraft. At first it struck me as a friendly environ. There were some seating areas and a hovering couch, some apparent test equipment and even a poor specimen bluish doglike creature frozen in a cage. However, a very congenial robot offered me a cocktail, and I simply couldn’t say no. Although now, I believe it was a ruse to loosen up my inhibitions so I could be the next test victim! The other robot in that place seemed much less friendly and I’m sure it had testing on its agenda. I became panicky -searching for a way out and back to my hoverboat! There were no exits anywhere! The clear dome was impossible to jump through. My hoverboat just outside. I had to use teleportation to escape, which meant I would have to find this place all over again just be able to explain what happened.

Yes, this is simply more evidence of space aliens in There. I suspect they spotted the space stations around There and decided to move in closer for their ambitions of twisted research on innocent avies!