BETTER ZONES AND GARDENS

 

 

by Julia

 

Arrr…thare be pirates in them waters! XtraSexy, a resident of Pirates Keep has taken her piratical attitude to the shores of Ootay. Batten down the hatches, lower the boom, raise the mizenmast: full speed ahead! This pirate gal left no stone unturned in her search for the perfect pirate hideaway for her build named XtraSexy’s (treasure) Chest!

 

 

Anchored on a hillside bay around the fires the sea thieves lay.  Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don’t! XtraSexy and her crew of scurvy pirates relax atop a king’s ransom contained in the crates strewn about the place.

 

 

Drink and be Merry, the outlaw said;

Drink to the living and drink to the dead.

Drink ail and sherry and drink old port!

Eat and be merry, for life is short!

Ay, drink like a fish and eat like a wine,

For death may follow when pirates dine!

 

Arrr...the pirate ditty echoed through the hillside when XtraSexy and her fellow pirates gathered for a bumper of grog!

  

Perched high above the pirate lair, XtraSexy’s band of renegades enjoy the evening light as they plot their next adventure.  When asked what inspired her build she responded; “Arrr..I’m a pirate in me heart!” “I fly the Jolly Roger <in the form of a sticker> on me car!”  “Me crew and I stumbled across this place which had There crates for storin’ our gold! “My first mate PcMan assisted with the build, because me pretty hands were not meant to be soiled!” “We sunk a ship nearby to warn those who attempt to steal our booty, death by a thousand cut they shall receive! Then she shouted, “And last but not least, it’s fun to build piratical style!”  If ye all get a chance see the feisty sea wench XtraSexy for a visit to her outstanding piratical build!