Duda Beach
by Jayyson
What
exactly is the allure of Duda Beach? Many Thereians I believe have a
love/hate relationship with the area. For me, spending time on Duda
beach is like spending time in real life at tourist hotspots like
Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco or Universal Studios in Los
Angeles. Spend any length of time there and you get to see and meet
all kinds of different people.
You have seasoned Thereians who have been playing There
for years and enjoy just hanging out with friends and chatting, or
listening to music. You have who I call the “Green Goggle Brigade”.
They're the ones who stand there for hours on end wanting people to
believe that they're “AFK”. You know that they're are there sitting
reading the text bubbles and listening to the conversations that are
going on nearby. And last but certainly not least you have the Noobies.
Duda beach, just wouldn't be the same without them. Everyday you can
find them running around with such enthusiasm exploring everything
there is to see. 
I'll be the first to admit. I have a love/hate
relationship with Duda beach. At the moment I'd say it's an equal
50/50 split. It's a great place for meeting people. I've met my best
friend xX_BlackIce_Xx there as well as several other cool people. I've
been avie bashed across the beach and been behind the wheel of a
wayward buggy that has run into avatars without their forcefields on.
Duda
is also a fun place to sit and watch that amazing thing called Noobie
Love. We've all seen it at some point. Two noobs meet, they tell each
other hi, ask how each other are doing, one will ask the other if they
would like to make out, Blush, hearts & Kiss emotes surround their
avatars and before you know it they're running off the the kissing
booth down by Grizzly's to have their first “There Kiss”. All this
usually takes place in just under a minute and as quick as it began
it's over. The male noob, who having kissed his first girl on There,
now considers himself a ladies man and will usually beeline to the
nearest girl and repeat the process, quite often asking the previous
girl he kissed to step out of the kissing booth so that he kiss his
new girl.
Spending large amounts of time on Duda Beach you do get
to witness many weird yet often hilarious events. xX_BlackIce_Xx and I
have often been standing on the recently erected coke sign when
avatars will literally start falling from the sky. At first we were
puzzled to see them. Many would hit the ground, get up and just run
for their lives. Others would get up and ask what in the world just
happened to them. You may be wondering about the falling avatars, and
before you start thinking that some evil person behind the scenes
has created a spawing place for noobs in the sky above duda beach, the
avatars are actually falling from a sky diving paz way up in the skies
above duda. When the paz is out I highly recommend taking a moment and
relieve some tension by jumping off the Sky paz.

Along with falling avatars Duda Beach is a hotspot for
people to take out their buggies, coupes, muscle cars & SUV's and
drive them around.. Many people love to hoverboard & ride their
hoverbikes around Duda, however one of the funniest things I've seen
are people whizzing by on on hoverbikes made to resemble wheelchairs &
hospital beds.
Despite having it's moments, Duda beach is a good place
to kick back and hang out with friends, make new ones, and watch the
crazy things going. Stop by and say Hi if you see me there & Thanks to
xX_BlackIce_Xx for contributing to this article.
See You In THERE