What goes on…
 Behind the Screen?

by Archie

 

Unique to There, you can change your outfit at the slightest whim. Is it rude to change clothes in public?  What goes on behind that screen, anyway? 

You see these things everywhere there are avies. Suddenly it magically appears. A “changing screen” blocks the view of your avie and bam! There you are with a fresh change of clothes.  

My avie isn’t sure where I’m keeping all those clothes. We’ve all seen someone speed change seventeen times in a matter of seconds. That’s quite a stack laundry! How does it all fit back inside that odd little screen? 

Have you ever had a peek back there? 

You probably wouldn’t want to. I would imagine it looks light some carnival nightmare room from a trailer, with an old make-up mirror surrounded in light bulbs, ancient bottles and cans of hairspray and cologne, clothes piled everywhere, a cigarette butt smoldering in an ashtray- (hey!... I don’t even smoke! what’s up with that?) and barely enough room to turn sideways. Somehow I seriously doubt one might see huge Imelda Marcos well-lit closets with 12,000 pairs of shoes reaching into infinity, and another deep hallway of outfits arranged in rainbow color order- although I’m sure some of you do have at least about 12,000 pairs of everything.  

I’m really sorry I peeked around the screen, but couldn’t resist seeing what you have back there! 

You, know, that pink top there, really does go good with those cute little shorts you picked. 

Anyway, I have no business looking behind the screen, but it was just one of unexplored places…thanks for not throwing a shoe at me!! 

Happy Travels!

Archie