Archie Explores

by Archie

 

Are Therian foods healthy? I know my stiff little avatar fingers have a tough time picking up those BBQ Hot Wings, but I have heard how the world of humans has plenty of risks, too. Y’know, what with all those carbs, unhealthy fats and cholesterol, you might think at first blush, that it makes the foods in There quite the healthy choice. We avies have NO nutritional value in our foods at all! I hope at least the psychological value of Therian foods holds some promise of, well, perhaps a moral boost of some sort.  

I wonder though… 

I wonder if that griefer I came across the other day, just maybe, has gotten some those self replicating proteins called “prions” in his cheeseburger. Seemed to me he may have been suffering from “mad-avie” disease. Although I’m sure the cattle ranchers in There have the highest standards in raising beef, so, no; I really hope I never hear that this would be the case. Every cattle ranch I’ve ever seen in There has the cleanest and highest standards, these cows don’t even make “pies”! 

 

Yes, you can always just stop off somewhere and get “drive thru” or even hit a nice “sit-down” style café, like the “Ventrella Café”. You’ll have to admit, however, that when a home cooked meals is going right, it’s the best thing you’ll ever taste- 

The holidays are not all that far off, and it’s time to start thinking about what kind of holiday spread your going to lay out this year.  

You may ask yourself, why do people have to start so early on obsessing about a meal that’s two or three months away? Part of it, I would say, is escapism, to dream fondly of how yummy that meal is gonna be. But perhaps a larger and stronger force behind this kind of thinking is to arrive at a place where the decision-making would be all done. You’ve been there – “…what are we going to have for dinner?” You’ve heard it a million times, and a million times you’ve had to come up with something… 

The truth is, it doesn’t always have to be all that different, but it has to be good. The great thing about a dinner like on Thanksgiving is that if you do have turkey, you’re ok. Come up with a couple really neat side dishes, and you’re all set. Some warm apple-pear pie and ice cream, later on after the meal, and if you’re lucky, some help in the kitchen with all that clean up. 

We are so lucky in There. When it’s clean up time, we can be done in a couple clicks! I guess every level of existence has its good sides. And you can rest assured, that at least in There, you’re foods won’t give you a tummy ache!