More than words – The Voice of There

THEREASCOPES

Horoscopes for your Avies!
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Week of August 3 - August 9th

Aries ~ March 21 - April 19: On Monday you have an event and no one shows up. That's about it, that is the way your whole week will go.

Taurus ~ April 20 - May 20: You will get a notice when you log in that 50 people want to be your buddy. Yet you don't know them and can't read their profiles because they are blocked. But hey they want to be your buddy.

Gemini ~ May 21 - June 20: This week your force field will not work. You will find yourself being hit by buggies, paintballs and anything else that will propel your avatar. You will find it hard to hold a conversation this week.

Cancer ~ June 21 - July 22: This week you will finally decide to post your first forum post. Sadly enough it will also be your last forum post.

Leo ~ July 23 - August 22: You will spend the next 5 days designing the best shirt ever made in the history of There. But it will be rejected because it's off one pixel on the fig leaf and you can't figure out where it is and no one will tell you.

Virgo ~ August 23 - September 21: You and a group of friends go to Tropical Adventures for a fun evening out. Everyone goes on the Ferris wheel but you can't seem to catch the sit tag and spend the evening riding the Ferris wheel in a car by yourself.

Libra ~ September 22 - October 23: This week not one noob will ask you for anything. Count your blessings it will be a good week.

Scorpio ~ October 24 - You will attend a developer meeting and think to yourself that's one hour from my life I'll never get back. You swear you will never attend another, but oddly it's like watching a train wreck listening to people asking to paint frivolous items and newbies walking in and out wondering what is going on and can someone lend them a buggy. When you leave the meeting you will notice your avatar's ass spreading from here to frosty but don't worry that's not a priority to anyone but yourself. You spend the rest of the week sitting down in fear someone will notice your avatar ass.

Sagittarius ~November 23 - Love is in the air this week for you - you will meet your next There love get There married and have an inanimate There baby you purchased from auctions and you will live happily ever after for the next two weeks.

Capricorn ~ December 22 - January 20: Good day to get yourself one of those aromatherapy candles that you see in gift stores. Try "Love" or "Inspiration" for example. (Avoid "Death" or "Decay.")

Aquarius ~ January 21 - February 18: You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by There Test Avies. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. Everyone ever permanently banned from There has been an Aquarius.

Pisces ~ February 19 - March 20: You've found your true There love.. Show them your heart and soul this week and show them your favorite spots... That bench in Tyr, the sunset at the Astrological pavilion... Show them how much you care by showing them you. Blah Blah Blah

Thereascopes are for entertainment purposes only.
If you mess up your There life don't blame us.