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SPECIAL THEREASCOPES
Horoscopes for your Avies!
Check your profile and see when you were spawned!
 Aries ~ March 21 - April 19:
You are a pioneer type and think most people are morons. You are quick to
reprimand, put people on ignore, you are impatient and don’t listen to
advice. You basically tick off everyone you come in contact with. Nobody
has you on their buddy list.
Taurus ~ April 20 - May 20:
You are practical and
persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because
you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull-headed. You should move to the most remote island in
There and stay there until everyone else is logged out before coming back.
 Gemini ~ May 21 - June 20:
You are a quick and
intelligent thinker. You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means you are tight with a tbuck and a jerk. Your “buddies” log out
immediately when they see you have logged in. Even your pet dog runs away
from you. 75% of people reported for abuse are Geminis.
 Cancer
~ June 21 - July 22:
June 21st-July
21st: You are sympathetic and understanding of other people
problems, which makes you a nosey jerk. You always keep putting things
off. This is why you will never have any Tbux and will always sponge off
your friends. Most people on ignore are Cancers.
 Leo ~ July 23 - August 22:
You consider yourself
a born leader. Everyone else thinks you are dumb as dirt. Most Leo’s are
bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance
is disgusting. For everyone’s sake, find a cave somewhere…crawl in and stay
there.
 Virgo ~ August 23 - September 21:
You are a logical type
and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to those you hang
out with. A mentally challenged chimp could handle any vehicle better than
you. The only two things that Virgos manage to do adequately in There are
log in and log out.
 Libra
~ September 22 - October 23:
You are the
artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. Chances for
employment and monetary gain are nil. People love to put you on ignore or
run you over with a buggy. You might as well have loser tattooed on your
forehead. You should just stay in Zephyr and for everyone’s sake never come
out.
 Scorpio ~ October 24 - November 22:
The worst of the
lot!!! You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You will achieve
the pinnacle of success because of your complete lack of ethics. Just about
anyone who ever left There did so because of a Scorpio. 95% of spam for
crappy events comes from Scorpios. Zephyr is infested with them.
 Sagittarius
~November 23 - December 21:
You are optimistic and
enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have
no talent. No Sagittarius has ever made anything fit for sale in auctions.
You actually belong in the darkest, dankest corner crack in Tyr…where you
can do your part in making There a better place by staying put. Most of
your buddies secretly have you on ignore.
 Capricorn ~ December 22 - January 20:
You are
conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are afraid of going to Tyr
because it’s dark. Most people consider you a quivering fear freak that
should be put of its misery. Because of that, your fears are probably
justified. You should locate on the other side of the planet, away from
everyone and everything…lay down on the blue concrete and try to count your
non-existent blessings.
 Aquarius ~ January 21 - February 18:
You have an inventive mind and tend to be progressive. You seem to have a
problem telling the truth. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you aren’t very bright. Even when you try to do the right thing and help
people out, you are considered a griefer. Stay out of Karuna Plaza or you
risk being mass ignored.
 Pisces ~ February 19 - March 20:
You have a vivid
imagination and often think you are being followed by There Test Avies or
aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you
for flaunting what you confuse as power. Everyone ever permanently banned
from There has been a Pisces.
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