Mackerwocky

BobbyMac

'Twas early and the BC Crew
Did pack and buggy in the world.
All laggy were the avatars,
And the servers did rubberband.

"Beware Karuna Plaza, my son!
The gossip's bite, the katty scratch!
Beware the noobnoob bird, and shun
The frumious lobstertrap!"

He took his GPS in hand:
Long time the QuestKit Clue he sought --
So rested he by the iVillage tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Mackinator, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the blinking wood,
And giggled as it came!

One, two! One, two! He did her woo!
His vorpal lips went smicker-smack!
He left her kissed, and on her buddy list.
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou smooched the Mackiepoo?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas early and the BC Crew
Did pack and buggy in the world.
All laggy were the avatars,
And the servers did rubberband.